LMAO I wish I could help. C'mon Mike, poor Honey will get all lonely if she doesn't get a boyfriend, you know she needs one. We know you're a lovely, caring fella who would love to do the right thing. (hows that Alex)
Look you have tried the softly softly approach ladies, now lets try a different way.
Mike you either get Honey a boyfriend or ........ dont forget to sort your whites from your coloureds when you wash your own clothes, and the cooker is the the thing that gets warm when you twiddle the buttons on it, when you are cooking your own dinners, oh and forget to mention theres going to be a few pillows down the centre of the bed. There think that could do the trick Alexandra
*chants* HONEY NEEDS A BOYFRIEND HONEY NEEDS A BOYFRIEND You know you wnat to really Mike lol
Mike has just said he loves the Blue IRN's and where we got Jessie and Bobby from, they breed all sorts of parrots............................its parrot lovers heaven!!! hence why i spend hours up there and there is a Patagonian conure there called jack and he is soooo tame i wonde rif he thinks he is human!
he spends ages on my shoulder and snuggles up and gives kisses
i'm gonna go there next week and see what they have up there................wish me luck!!!
although i dont know if Mike could resist buying one if he sees a beautiful blue IRN cock?